Archive for January, 2006

Pamela Anderson Leaves Tommy Lee at Home.

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

 

Hot on the heels of hepatitis C, Pam Anderson looked stunning at this awards dinner in Encino last fall. Excited rumors of yet another unfortunate reconcilliation with Tommy Lee were quickly dashed that when Pam assured paparazzi “It’s only an Argentinian bug brooch thingy I bought!” The roach was, however, hung like a beetle and […]

Katie Holmes And Her Dapper Roach.

Friday, January 20th, 2006

Although we were eventually able to prepare a stunning 8-carat German roach piece for Katie holmes, a horrible tragedy was only narrowly averted. In her haste to have it ready in time for the Emmys, Miss Holmes sent Xenu and three Thetans to our petrification facility by mistake. Tom Cruise intervened in the nick of […]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Roach it up at Limelight.

Thursday, January 19th, 2006

 

We here at RB have it on good authority that the lovely Olsen Twins rarely leave their posh Upper West Side digs without their new Brown-Banded domestic cockroach brooches. And nothing quite says hot, hot NYC nightspot like Supella Longipalpa. Breaking with convention, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen asked us to select the specimens for them, […]

Reese Witherspoon at the Golden Globes

Sunday, January 15th, 2006

 

Reese Witherspoon
looked absolutely ravishing accepting her Globe for Walk the Line - with an RB African Spitting Cockroach attached to her strap. Reese originally contacted us in 2003 to request a custom piece for the premier of Legally Blonde 2, but it took her a while to settle on and send in a specimen. […]

Lindsay Lohan Out and About in Central Park.

Wednesday, January 11th, 2006

 

Paparazzi snapped this candid of Miss Lindsay Lohan strolling along the very same park path on which she found this domestic NYC chirping tenement roach. Lindsay quickly drowned the cute little critter in Pepsi One and then sent it to our studio in the West Village for preparation. We’re also working on matching earrings which […]

Charlize Theron and her Jackroach.

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006

 

Charlize Theron
’s Oscar win for Monster in 2004 secured her place forever in cinema history. But let’s not forget that the ceremony was also one of the first instances of major public exposure for your friends here at RB! Unfortunately, we can’t really take full credit for the publicity - as the Mongolian Silverback Salt […]

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