Paparazzi snapped this candid of Miss Lindsay Lohan strolling along the very same park path on which she found this domestic NYC chirping tenement roach. Lindsay quickly drowned the cute little critter in Pepsi One and then sent it to our studio in the West Village for preparation. We’re also working on matching earrings which should be ready in time for her very next significant carwreck. Be it literal, or just another evening spent in a hotel suite with Bruce Willis.