Archive for February, 2006

Don’t Let Rick Soloman’s Bed Bugs Bite

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006


Nothing quite puts the damper on a relationship with famous parents like the leak of a filthy sex video onto the internet. It’s worse when the guy who’s schtupping you is a good foot shorter and wearing a hat that looks like it was discarded hastily by one of the Fat Boys when they saw […]

That’s Not A Jolie Rancher, Maddox.

Friday, February 3rd, 2006


Although he was raised on them in his native Cambodia, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have attempted to discourage adopted son Maddox from snacking on insects. Part of the process has been to outfit him with one of our shellaced and petrified celebrity brooches, as the extra gloss makes for a truly revolting taste. But […]

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