Nothing quite puts the damper on a relationship with famous parents like the leak of a filthy sex video onto the internet. It’s worse when the guy who’s schtupping you is a good foot shorter and wearing a hat that looks like it was discarded hastily by one of the Fat Boys when they saw an ice cream truck. If you look very carefully at this still from Paris Hilton’s infamous sex tape, you’ll notice a Roach Brooch original that we made for her lying on the bed in the background. We have it on good authority that when Rick Solomon found this the next morning, he went out and purchased enough Rid to delouse Tiajuana.