Carmen Electra Hisses with the New Hotness.

Miss Electra has been one of the first big name celebrities to purchase one of our new Madagascar Hissing Cockroach Brooches - which feature glued on trinkets and comes with a pin and chain. After you pin the brooch to your clothing, and attach the chain, the live roach is free to wander about your chest at its discretion. We were impressed with Carmen’s lack of revulsion at the new fad, but then remembered her track record. Dennis Rodman, Prince and Dave Navarro have been creeping and crawling around her cans collectively for over a decade.

the bug doesn’t do much for the skank factor, carmen. i wonder if dave feeds it heroin.