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Uma Thurman Has a Message For Ethan Hawke.

Ethan Hawke bought this Nicaraguan Banana Roach Brooch for Uma shortly before they parted ways in 2003. Ms. Thurman still wears the jewelry on special occasions, usually to high profile Hollywood movie premieres. Industry insiders have hinted that the pin is now worn by Uma as a secret message to Hawke when she’s certain he’s at home alone, watching her on TV. The message is likely “fuck you you cheating bastard, have fun with that jar of vaseline and made-for-TV movie roles.” But we’re paraphrasing.

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