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	<title>Roach Brooch - Buy Live Cockroach Jewelry, Celebrity News, Gossip &#038; Photos</title>
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	<description>Unique Custom Made Insect Jewlery.</description>
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		<title>Kim Kardashian&#8217;s Cheeky Intruder</title>
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It&#8217;s no secret that Jennifer Lopez&#8217;s buttocks have been dethroned as the reigning awe-inspiring celebrity arse. Kim Kardashian&#8217;s posterior has left J-Lo&#8217;s cheeks in the budonkadust. Miss Kardashian suffered an embarrassment recently (no, not that one) when her custom-prepared Surinam cockroach brooch broke escaped from its chain and headed straight for browner pastures. Remarked Kim, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.roachbrooch.com/2008/04/uncategorized/kim-kardashians-cheeky-intruder/</link>
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		<title>Melina Kanakaredes Falls for a Creepy Co-Star</title>
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CSI: New York jumped on the brooch bandwagon last month when they featured one of our very own tiny thespians on an episode entitled Of Wine and Roaches. When shooting wrapped, Melina Kanakaredes asked if she could keep the unique prop and recently wore her new friend - whom she has named Constantinides after her [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.roachbrooch.com/2007/04/melina-kanakaredes/melina-kanakaredes-falls-for-a-co-star/</link>
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		<title>Uma Thurman Has a Message For Ethan Hawke.</title>
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Ethan Hawke bought this Nicaraguan Banana Roach Brooch for Uma shortly before they parted ways in 2003. Ms. Thurman still wears the jewelry on special occasions, usually to high profile Hollywood movie premieres. Industry insiders have hinted that the pin is now worn by Uma as a secret message to Hawke when she&#8217;s certain he&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.roachbrooch.com/2006/08/uma-thurman/uma-thurman-has-a-message-for-ethan-hawke/</link>
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		<title>Reader Mail: We&#8217;re Utterly Disturbing.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dawn writes: Is this a joke? This has to be a joke!! This is one of the most inhumane, grotesque and utterly disturbing things I have seen the human race do to a defenseless living being in the name of &#8220;fashion&#8221; and &#8220;entertainment&#8221; in a while. This has to be a joke.Dawn, we&#8217;ll never tell. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.roachbrooch.com/2006/07/hate-mail/reader-mail-were-utterly-disturbing/</link>
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		<title>Michelle Damon Feels The Love. And A Roach.</title>
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The hot word on the grimy Bowery street is that Michelle Damon is absolutely thrilled with her and husband Johnny&#8217;s recent relocation to New York City. Now a Yankee after a long  stint with the Boston Red Sox, Johnny&#8217;s fortunes have grown even larger -  so we were hardly surprised when he called [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.roachbrooch.com/2006/05/michelle-damon/michelle-damon-feels-the-love-and-a-roach/</link>
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		<title>Hate Mail: Send Them to the Stockades!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I certainly hope animal rights activists get involved with this one. It&#8217;s absolutely disgusting that living creatures are subjected to this torture and cruelty. The people who design and those would buy this pathetic excuse for jewellery should be subjected to something equally as disgusting. The stockades of the 16th century come to mind.&#8221;
Thanks for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.roachbrooch.com/2006/04/hate-mail/28/</link>
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		<title>Carmen Electra Hisses with the New Hotness.</title>
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Miss Electra has been one of the first big name celebrities to purchase one of our new Madagascar Hissing Cockroach Brooches - which feature glued on trinkets and comes with a pin and chain. After you pin the brooch to your clothing, and attach the chain, the live roach is free to wander about your [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.roachbrooch.com/2006/04/carmen-electra/carmen-electra-hisses-with-the-new-hotness/</link>
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		<title>Ashlee Simpson Loves Boob Tape &#038; Brooches.</title>
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Boob tape, so popular amongst celebrities who need to keep their flimsy dresses, gowns and costumes from embarassing slippage, is now being used for securing jewelry. In this photo, Ashlee Simpson can be seen wearing one of our signature brooches at the 2005 MTV VMAs - a good half inch above her neckline. Shortly after [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.roachbrooch.com/2006/03/ashlee-simpson/ashlee-simpson-loves-boob-tape-brooches/</link>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Let Rick Soloman&#8217;s Bed Bugs Bite</title>
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Nothing quite puts the damper on a relationship with famous parents like the leak of a filthy sex video onto the internet. It&#8217;s worse when the guy who&#8217;s schtupping you is a good foot shorter and wearing a hat that looks like it was discarded hastily by one of the Fat Boys when they saw [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.roachbrooch.com/2006/02/paris-hilton/dont-let-rick-solomans-bed-bugs-bite/</link>
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		<title>That&#8217;s Not A Jolie Rancher, Maddox.</title>
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Although he was raised on them in his native Cambodia, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have attempted to discourage adopted son Maddox from snacking on insects. Part of the process has been to outfit him with one of our shellaced and petrified celebrity brooches, as the extra gloss makes for a truly revolting taste. But [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.roachbrooch.com/2006/02/angelina-jolie/thats-not-a-jolie-rancher-maddox/</link>
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