Pamela Anderson Leaves Tommy Lee at Home.
Posted on : January 25th, 2006

 

Pamela Anderson with a roach that isn't Tommy Lee.

Hot on the heels of hepatitis C, Pam Anderson looked stunning at this awards dinner in Encino last fall. Excited rumors of yet another unfortunate reconcilliation with Tommy Lee were quickly dashed that when Pam assured paparazzi “It’s only an Argentinian bug brooch thingy I bought!” The roach was, however, hung like a beetle and had starred in an internet sex video.

Katie Holmes And Her Dapper Roach.
Posted on : January 20th, 2006

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise

Although we were eventually able to prepare a stunning 8-carat German roach piece for Katie holmes, a horrible tragedy was only narrowly averted. In her haste to have it ready in time for the Emmys, Miss Holmes sent Xenu and three Thetans to our petrification facility by mistake. Tom Cruise intervened in the nick of time as the worst marriage of Scientology and Hollywood since Battlefield Earth was narrowly averted.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Roach it up at Limelight.
Posted on : January 19th, 2006

 

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen out clubbing.

We here at RB have it on good authority that the lovely Olsen Twins rarely leave their posh Upper West Side digs without their new Brown-Banded domestic cockroach brooches. And nothing quite says hot, hot NYC nightspot like Supella Longipalpa. Breaking with convention, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen asked us to select the specimens for them, because as you probably know there are rarely roaches in apartments completely devoid of food.

Reese Witherspoon at the Golden Globes
Posted on : January 15th, 2006

 

Reese Witherspoon at Golden Globes

Reese Witherspoon

looked absolutely ravishing accepting her Globe for Walk the Line - with an RB African Spitting Cockroach attached to her strap. Reese originally contacted us in 2003 to request a custom piece for the premier of Legally Blonde 2, but it took her a while to settle on and send in a specimen. Apparently, husband Ryan Phillipe caught this juicy spitter on the floor of a vacation bungalow in Sri Lanka. It was an exciting day for the young couple, as 14 geckos also mistook Reese’s forehead for a heatrock.

Lindsay Lohan Out and About in Central Park.
Posted on : January 11th, 2006

 

Lindsay Lohan Central Park

Paparazzi snapped this candid of Miss Lindsay Lohan strolling along the very same park path on which she found this domestic NYC chirping tenement roach. Lindsay quickly drowned the cute little critter in Pepsi One and then sent it to our studio in the West Village for preparation. We’re also working on matching earrings which should be ready in time for her very next significant carwreck. Be it literal, or just another evening spent in a hotel suite with Bruce Willis.

Charlize Theron and her Jackroach.
Posted on : January 4th, 2006

 

Charlize Theron and Jack Nicholson at the 2004 Oscars.

Charlize Theron

’s Oscar win for Monster in 2004 secured her place forever in cinema history. But let’s not forget that the ceremony was also one of the first instances of major public exposure for your friends here at RB! Unfortunately, we can’t really take full credit for the publicity - as the Mongolian Silverback Salt Roach actually crawled off of Jack Nicholson.

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